Funky Tortoise Ideas
Well, this is not quite a "funky tortoise". It's more of a "funky crocodoyle".
a.k.a "Crocodoyle Dundee"
Founding member of the...
Woolloomooloo Back Patters Club.
The membership list has now been reopened.
Only 'silly' people need apply, below.
Complete silliness obligations, club rules, protocols, the secret back pat plus your first lesson in Wiradjuri (an Australian Aboriginal language) will be returned by email upon completion of a thorough background check of the WBPC applicant by INTERPOL. Investigation usually takes about 5 minutes, depending on your ISP.